December 2011
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
I interrupt your posts with Sebastian riding Nyan...
mcavoyhasladyhips:
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
Reblog if you are always that one person who is...
“Homophobia means:
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through...”
– (via quasil0t)
LET ME LOVE YOU ALL. PLEASE
(via everythinginmyworld-isnonsense)
Dear god.
(via forevergleeky)
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forced to watch my niece while my sister and her husband go see a movie…
When a stranger says they hate you
awkwardwhitegirlswag:
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
That motherfucking annoying ass moment when you...
When I meet my bias
him: hi
me: lol hi
him: sooo--
me: i know when your birthday is
him: excuse me?
me: i know what your real name is
him: ah--
me: and how many people are in your family
me: your favourite colour
me: your favourite food
me: your ideal type heeheehee
him: you must be a typical stalker fan
me: no. i am your wife
When you predict something and it actually happens
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Going to bed now. Night lovely followers.
break-me-headacheman asked: Hehehe, hi~! c; It's been awhile since we've talked. :O I just wanted to say hi. x3
